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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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