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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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