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Planning for a premature future

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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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