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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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