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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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