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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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