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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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