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Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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