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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

In the quest for knowledge, there are no barriers. - Joseph J. Thomas

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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