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What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to apply it; not having it to confess your ignorance. - Confucius

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


Donkey Refill

Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face