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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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