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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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