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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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