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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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