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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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