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I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman

Little Johnny had more pressing things on his mind

I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman thanks to Keith Blake

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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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