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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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