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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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