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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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