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Hospital Friends

When canine care is the best medicine

Hospital Friends thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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