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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell


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