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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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