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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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