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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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