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Heart Pizza

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Heart Pizza thanks to Richard Olszewski

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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