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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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