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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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