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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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