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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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