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Hand Drawn

Bubba uses his other hand for his free-hand drawings

Hand Drawn thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Handsome paintings by a cover-up artist

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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