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GM's Scratch and Dent Sale

New position open in Oshawa for a Dentician

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

Chevy's Oshawa, Ontario Truck Plant

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

GM's Scratch and Dent Sale thanks to Mike King

This is where the guy takes his lunch box and goes home - permanently!

This incident happened in the Oshawa CP Rail yard which ships out GM vehicles. One of the railcar men, who attaches and detaches the car haulers, accidentally unhooked a set of train cars without having the brakes applied. The Oshawa rail yard has a slight incline to it, so when the set of cars was unhooked from the engine, it started to roll down the hill. It smashed through the stop block, and then through the fence - continuing into the parking lot where GM stores the new vehicles that come off the line. Over 300 vehicles were damaged.

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Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

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Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

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If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

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My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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