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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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