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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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