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The future is a great land. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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