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The future is a great land. - Unknown

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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