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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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