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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

DNA is nature's own nanoengineered computer and it is well suited for solving cominatorial problems. Combining attributes is, after all, the essence of genetics. - Ray Kurzeil

The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump


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