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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel


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