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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato


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