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Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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