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Food Bank Closure

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Food Bank Closure thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A Church that has forgotten its priorities

Jesus came for the poor, not the rich
Deut. 15:7    Prov. 22:9    Luke 4:17-18    Luke 14:12-14

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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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