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Flower Drums

Drumming up a few landscape ideas

Flower Drums thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking one's best for spring gardens

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He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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