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Flower Drums

Drumming up a few landscape ideas

Flower Drums thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking one's best for spring gardens

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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