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Floor Lighting

Avoiding house obstacles in the dark

Floor Lighting thanks to Roy Taylor

Low-lights for late night seniors

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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