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Feed Me

Why no-one asks to use Bubba's restroom

Feed Me thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a bite-size chunk of bathroom flatulence

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Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw


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