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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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