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Family Exercise

Top down push-up exercises

Family Exercise thanks to Mike King

Setting a fitness example for the whole family

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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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