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Emergency Bridge Repair Team

Construction budget cuts result in quick-fix solutions

Emergency Bridge Repair Team thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When only strong duct tape will do

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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