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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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