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Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

People don't buy drills, they buy holes. - Zig Ziglar

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott


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