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Eat Your Dinner!

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Eat Your Dinner! thanks to Gwen Laxton

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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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