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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen


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