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Friends renewing old traditions in Volendam, Holland

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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Hooking Penalty

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Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face