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If only the eavestroughs didn't leak so much...

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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Put more in than you take out, and it will never run dry. - Joe Segal

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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