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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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