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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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