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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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