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The market is always right. - Unknown

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Happiness is not a goal, but a by-product. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

The gene-spliced product is safer by far than the natural one. - David N Leff

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. - Lee Iacocca

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation. - Charles Baudelaire

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I don't want to be a product of my environment; I want my environment to be a product of me. - Jack Nicholson

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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