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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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