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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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