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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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