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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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