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Do Nothing Day

Taking a break on 'Freedom From Work' day

Do Nothing Day thanks to Howard Chapman

Froget Me Not

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Talk without effort is nothing. - Maria W Stewart

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Aim at nothing and you'll succeed. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Nothing is born into this world without labor. - Rob Liano

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - Walt Disney

There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference. - Juan Montalvo

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. - Will Cuppy

Many people aim at nothing - and hit it with remarkable precision. - Unknown

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. - Jonathan Swift

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Doing nothing is very hard to do - you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

Nothing gives an author so much pleasure as to find his works respectfully quoted by other learned authors. - Benjamin Franklin

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

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