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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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