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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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