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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

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