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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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