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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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