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Diet Scale

Weight scale proportional to food allowance

Diet Scale thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Life is grim to the right of the water-only line

Recommended food choices for your own weight

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

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