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Definition Of A Good Friend

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Definition Of A Good Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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