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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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