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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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