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Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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