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Culinary Breakthrough

Inspiration for toasted crumpet condiments

Culinary Breakthrough thanks to Howard Chapman

Battling the government Food Police

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I'm against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise. - Robert Frost

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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