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Crocodile Floor

First one to cross the room wins!

Crocodile Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Walking into a feeding frenzy in the house

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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