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Crocodile Floor

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Crocodile Floor thanks to Keith Blake

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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